Do you tire of the stares of people as you walk by?

Are you hounded by their crule whispered laughter?

Is all you've ever wanted was to be accepted?

 

Well...

 

Look no Further!

 

Monsters, Ghouls, Ghosts, Undead, Mostly Dead!

It matters not to the friendly staff at Castle Frankenstein.

Recently renovated and open to the public for the first time in nearly four hundred years!

 

No need to book, come on down!

 

People are Dying to come here...